The CW is desperately trying to make Heather Locklear and Melrose Place happen, and who are we to stand in the way? And so it is that the writers of our five best comments this week will receive a t-shirt featuring Locklear's instant-classic, not-overwritten-at-all-why-would-you-say-that rejoinder, "I'm not so sure it dissipated." Someday, when we are all 55-year-old gay men (this happens to everyone), we will pass this line down to the twinks of the future and remember a time when TV bitchery was at its most torturously composed peak. So who are our winners?
it came from the tar pits on When Moore is Less: That's not a shave, that's a hatchet job. W presents: demi-Demi Moore.
andreazuckerman-vasquez on A Study in Go-Go Taquitos: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
sixhundred on You Sunk Andy Richter's Mothership: Certainly doesn't seem like he controls the universe.
Old No.7 on One Dead Following Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Accident: It appears that God is on Team Selena.
The Winchester on Salt Mined: "The delirious-yet-fascinating Wendy Williams Show has been renewed to 2012." We were warned...
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