Our Commenters of the Week Win A T-Shirt Emblazoned with TV's Hottest New Catchphrase!

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The CW is desperately trying to make Heather Locklear and Melrose Place happen, and who are we to stand in the way? And so it is that the writers of our five best comments this week will receive a t-shirt featuring Locklear's instant-classic, not-overwritten-at-all-why-would-you-say-that rejoinder, "I'm not so sure it dissipated." Someday, when we are all 55-year-old gay men (this happens to everyone), we will pass this line down to the twinks of the future and remember a time when TV bitchery was at its most torturously composed peak. So who are our winners?

it came from the tar pits on When Moore is Less: That's not a shave, that's a hatchet job. W presents: demi-Demi Moore.

andreazuckerman-vasquez on A Study in Go-Go Taquitos: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

sixhundred on You Sunk Andy Richter's Mothership: Certainly doesn't seem like he controls the universe.

Old No.7 on One Dead Following Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Accident: It appears that God is on Team Selena.

The Winchester on Salt Mined: "The delirious-yet-fascinating Wendy Williams Show has been renewed to 2012." We were warned...

Congratulations to all our commenters!



Comments

  • stolidog says:

    My losing streak knows no bounds.

  • The Cantankerist says:

    Stolidog: There are no losers. Only less funny commenters.

  • The Winchester says:

    I'm not so sure this honor will ever dissipate.

  • Old No.7 says:

    This will be the perfect thing to wear around my buddies at work who like to fart up a storm in their cubicles.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    WOW!
    Jokes about Johnny Depp's face sliding off.
    Jokes about kidnapping and child rape.
    Jokes about tour buses flipping which injured and killed people.
    I am going to assume Seth was on vacation...
    I can't quit you, Movieline... But I am darn close.
    If I wanted cruelty I would be a commenter over at Perez Hilton...

  • SunnydaZe says:

    I long for the halcyon days of the Werepenis and the Jackson Jive...

  • SunnydaZe says:

    'nuff said.

  • Quirky- says:

    I am going to assume Seth was on vacation...
    I can't quit you, Movieline... But I am darn close.
    If I wanted cruelty I would be a commenter over at Perez Hilton...

    Read: Why didn't you pick Sunnydaze's comment, because it was clearly wittier, funnier and more deserving.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    I have won Commenter of the Week more than enough times. (Plus winning "UP" on Blue-ray and having one of my videos showcased)
    This isn't about me, Jerkball.
    (Jerkball is clearly wittier, funnier and more deserving than Quirky-)
    This is about using wit instead of snark & cruelty plus celebrating diversity amongst commenters instead of the same people winning week after week.
    Oh, and not insulting the same celebrities Movieline also hopes to interview in the future. Just too Junior High....

  • Gilberto says:

    Woh I love your blog posts, saved to favorites!