Kristen Stewart's Nervous Interview Tics Incite Fan Backlash

For the legion of Twilight fans who had never seen their beloved Bella rocking back and forth uncomfortably during a promotional appearance, yesterday's Today Show-Regis and Kelly double header was a brutal reality check. Upon seeing this Bella doppelgänger named Kristen Stewart squirm, tap her feet and mumble responses while hunched over, Twi-fans stormed Twitter to revolt against this ungrateful, awkward, so-called "actress." Who cares that she was being tag teamed by four overly-cheery correspondents while sick and tired from her 72-hour ride on the talk-show bull? Who cares if she is in this "for the acting?" Uncross your arms and moonwalk for us, K-Stew.

Meanwhile, can you count each brazen offense after the jump?

Today Show

Regis and Kelly

Answer Key:

1. Crossed arms

2. Did not maintain eye contact

3. Did not smile

4. That dress, ugh

5. Refused to dish on her "swanky" hotel room, as Kelly requested

6. Was not happy

7. Recycled that "I'm not used to making movies that people see" response

8. Was not excited

9. Hesitated when asked for the 1,845th and 1,846th time to summarize New Moon

10. Rolled her eyes when Kelly talked about "urges"

11. Cracked her knuckles

12. Did not have good posture

13. Did not laugh at anyone's jokes, even if they were bad



Comments

  • OldTowneTavern says:

    14. "studders"!

  • Colander says:

    15. Is a skeezer.
    But seriously, if I was her, people would hate my ass too. I'm generally affable, but I'm super-shy in most situations, and I know that can come off as 'snobby'.

  • HwoodHills says:

    After viewing the video of the Regis & Kelly show one is left with some questions:
    1. Why the hatred? Based on the intro I expected her to be much worse.
    2. Why doesn't David Arquette open a "How To Be A Good Guest!" school?
    3. Sometimes women cry after haircuts?
    Amazing.

  • OldTowneTavern says:

    Shy is only snobby if you're good looking. If not, it's understandable.

  • Kara says:

    aw poor kid.

  • Colander says:

    Well, my avatar proves I am indeed adorable.

  • Furious D says:

    Cut the poor girl some slack, she not only had to endure taping an interview with Regis and Kelly, she had to do it stone cold sober.

  • Kay says:

    Not the best interviews ever not the worst either. However she did say on Jimmy Fallon, that she was a little sick or something like that. Maybe that's why she doesn't do as good as on would hope for...

  • pauleta says:

    What is the point of this article? I don't see any article about jonny depp fidgeting at interview. noone say something about david letterman stutering.
    Why is she supposed to smile to stupid jokes. Since when did we become such a hypocrit in this society that is not normal to find someone jokes not funny. If is not funny is not. Is not her fault is the interviewer has nothing to talk about.
    I will be really happy once this stupid franchise is over she is to good for this nonsense and stupid movie.
    No wonder people outside the country thing that hollywood is full of brainless actress. For once you have a young girl who can speack about interesting stuff and you invite her on a talk show to talk about her hotel room? Are you guys seroius?

  • Zombie says:

    Hi Kristen!

  • Cindy says:

    If I had to talk to Regis Philbin, I'd self-medicate, too.

  • Satria says:

    To me, all that Kristen Stewart brand akwardness is irresistibly charming. She seems refreshingly genuine. EVERY actress would be hated for being Bella by the minions of Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team "Who cares as long as it's not an actually attainable guy".

  • LizzieLemonic says:

    I had a dream that Kristen & I were caught in some natural disaster situation, and she turned out to be a great friend. So even though I have less than zero interest/respect/time for Twilight...me and Kristen? We cool.
    (What, you don't trust the truth of your random celeb studded dreams?)

  • LAlala says:

    Kristen stewart is honestly a genuine person. Id rather her be shy and honest then be some big-headed fake actress.
    SHe is not being a snob by the way, so lay off people

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