The Jeff Dunham Show's Worst Sketch This Week: Holy Chocolate Easter Bunnies

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Someone is privy to Movieline's tricks, because entire embeddable Jeff Dunham Show clips are harder to come by. Fortunately Comedy Central did us a solid by posting 45 seconds of Jeff Dunham-approved racist, vaguely homophobic banter. In fact, I prefer this succinctness. After the jump, Achmed the Dead Skeleton Who Stands At A Noticeably Kickable Height does his delightful thing at a sex shop.

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The chocolate Easter bunny quip says it all. Oh, visceral reactions towards black people. Zing, y'all! And the line, "Please don't rape me" in response to the penetration statement was a real pizza party too. You may have missed that quote because audience laughter was used to obscure it -- and because Edgar Bergen was manically harrumphing in his grave.



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