Our Commenters of the Week Win a Wild Tasmanian Lautner!

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There's a terrific prize waiting for the authors of our best comments this week: a wild Tasmanian Lautner! Each Lautner will be shipped first-class to your doorstep (in a crate with air holes, of course), whereupon it will burst from its box in a flurry of precocious martial arts moves and a whole lot of "YAAAAAH! EEEEAAAAH! OOOH, OOOH, YAAAAAH!" Just make sure not to feed him after midnight, and don't make him take off his shirt unless the story really calls for it.

Old No.7 on Nude Twilight Starlet's PETA Campaign Probably Not Endorsed by Studio: That moon looks a little too new to be legal.

HwoodHills on The Fantastic Vicious Fox: "The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore." Darlin', the more times you call yourself attractive in print you up the "Ugly Female Hater" scale by 10. Next time mention that you leave skid marks on your thongs. (You'll earn sympathy bonus points.)

JudgeFudge on The Definitive Beer Pong Rules, By January Jones: Other interesting fact about Jones: Her favorite films are the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, her idea of a great night out is actually a night in watching DVD's of Family Guy and getting Taco Bell delivery, and she hosts a weekly clothing-optional LAN party in her Beverly Hills home and is always looking for extra players.



Comments

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Okay, fuck this! I am going to start doing my own Commenters of the Week>
    Daft Clown on Movieline Explores: James Cameron's Exhaustive Search for the Perfect Avatar Breasts>
    "I can't wait to have a thrill, on those Blueberry Hills."
    NoWireHangers on Dear South Park: Stop Being A*sholes>
    "I agree that the F word is like the N word. And like the N word, I hate it when people spew crap about "reclaiming" such words. You can embrace a word with negative connotations all you want and try to imbue it with positive qualities or whatever, but at the end of the day, when some bigot calls you said word, it hurts just the same."
    Stolidog on Dear South Park: Stop Being A*sholes>
    "wowzers! Looks like they just got the interwebs down in the deep fat fried south, and they've already learned how to post comments!"
    Zombie on Introducing the James Cameron Self-Parody Danger Zone!>
    "Terminator: High School Reunion"
    SunnydaZe on 2012 Director Roland Emmerich: The Movieline Interview>
    "Roland Emmerich's "Say Anything">
    Lloyd Dobler stands beneath Diane Court's window. He is holding a jambox which is playing,
    "In your eyes
    the light the heat
    in your eyes
    I am complete"
    Suddenly, a malfunction causes a spark which leads to the jambox exploding which then causes the end of the world as we know it.
    Fade out."
    Anybody else wanna play??

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Okay, fuck this! I am going to start doing my own Commenters of the Week>
    Daft Clown on Movieline Explores: James Cameron's Exhaustive Search for the Perfect Avatar Breasts
    "I can't wait to have a thrill, on those Blueberry Hills."
    NoWireHangers on Dear South Park: Stop Being A*sholes
    "I agree that the F word is like the N word. And like the N word, I hate it when people spew crap about "reclaiming" such words. You can embrace a word with negative connotations all you want and try to imbue it with positive qualities or whatever, but at the end of the day, when some bigot calls you said word, it hurts just the same."
    Stolidog on Dear South Park: Stop Being A*sholes
    "wowzers! Looks like they just got the interwebs down in the deep fat fried south, and they've already learned how to post comments!"
    Zombie on Introducing the James Cameron Self-Parody Danger Zone!
    "Terminator: High School Reunion"
    SunnydaZe on 2012 Director Roland Emmerich: The Movieline Interview
    "Roland Emmerich's "Say Anything">
    Lloyd Dobler stands beneath Diane Court's window. He is holding a jambox which is playing,
    "In your eyes
    the light the heat
    in your eyes
    I am complete"
    Suddenly, a malfunction causes a spark which leads to the jambox exploding which then causes the end of the world as we know it.
    Fade out."
    Anyone else wanna play??

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Ignore this one. The first one with hyperlinks required approval and I assumed that would be a cold day in hell, but hey> They approved it. MOVIELINE> Land of the free; Home of the Brave. . .
    And, of course, Old No. 7.

  • Daft Clown says:

    Hey Sunny thanks for the shout out. A Wild Tasmanian Lautner would make a great accessory, but my consolation ribbon will just have to do.

  • Zombie says:

    Aw, shucks. Ditto for me. I'm feel all warm and tingly...

  • snarkordie says:

    Maybe Old No. 7 is just another Lisanti pseudonym. And this whole time, the call was coming from inside the house!!!!