· This has got to thrill Fox: TMZ reports Kiefer Sutherland, head-butter extraordinaire, racked up a $700 bar tab at San Pedro's The Spot last week. At 7 in the morning.
· The Murphy Brown cast reunited on The Early Show, where Candice Bergen revealed the network originally wanted Heather Locklear for the title role. In other news, everyone still looks pretty good.
· Jaroo: It's Hulu for kids! (In other words, your kids will soon be cursing the cereal commercials they're forced to endure "for 15 gaddamn minutes of Horseland!")
· Here's a clever ditty made up of edited-together lines of dialogue from movies and TV.
· Twihards everywhere have never wanted to be a boiled lobster more than they do today.
· Gran Torino: The NES Game (with Head-to-Head Hmong Mode)! Plus two other titles here.