An Inventory of Illicit Acts Committed By Two Drunken Ewoks on Today

· Upstaging Ann Curry

· Attempting to drink a "boo-tini" despite Ann Curry's angry pronouncement, "You're not allowed to have vodka!"

· Humping Al Roker's leg

· After being shooed off Al Roker's leg, humping the ground until climax

· Kicking each other

· Throwing a pen after briefly attempting the ridiculous craft being demonstrated in the segment (tracing silhouettes!)

· Stabbing at a pumpkin with a screwdriver

· Clearly dropping the f-bomb in Ewokese numerous times

· Throwing candy at the camera, the crafts demonstration lady, and Ann Curry

· Actually hitting the crafts demonstration lady with a hot dog

· The moonwalk (still too soon)

The video is below: