The above stills don't do my theory justice, but I believe comedienne Chelsea Handler has always been the only fitting choice for the inevitable Vanna White biopic. (Seriously, check out Vanna's bio -- Bob Barker's condescension, a terrible plane crash, and a precedent-setting lawsuit all come into play!) The pert, squarish cheek bones, the sharp golden mane, the large eyes, the capacity to spell -- I could go on. The news that Handler will appear on a December cover of Playboy (previewed above) just tidies up her destiny. White also appeared on Hugh Hefner's glossy in 1987, though the photos were snatched from a pre-Wheel photo shoot more than six years earlier. Let's confirm my spot-on casting (and glimpse more of Handler's "Before and After") after the jump.
Hey, skeptics: Lose a Turn.
And now for some saucy head tilting. This is the most luxurious Prize Puzzle of all.
Here's the grand, surprise unveiling of Handler's cover on The Jay Leno Show.
Don't pretend like I even have to suggest Handler's sidekick Chuy as the hysterical Pat Sajak.
Leno Surprises Chelsea Handler With His Own 'Playboy' Cover [EW]