· Angry Screed Week continues at Movieline with this blistering indictment of NBC (and, implicitly, Jeff Zucker) from Sons of Anarchy creator Kurt Sutter -- whose FX series recently became the first cable series to beat The Jay Leno Show in the ratings. Best line: "Let's back off Jay and beat the right piñata. I won't say who that is, but I guarantee you, when he splits open, they'll be gold bullion and Universal stock options pouring out of his ass." THR Feed
· Here's your first glimpse at Heather Locklear's somewhat inevitable long-awaited return to Melrose Place!
· The rumors are true: Addams Family Values and In and Out writer (and onetime close confidante of Libby Gelman-Waxner) Paul Rudnick subsists on nothing but a diet of refined sugar. Twist ending: He appears to have all his teeth and is not not 400 pounds!
· "Someone else threw the party for me. I didn't know that there was going to be a tiger there. Once I was there, I went with it." Ben Silverman is put on the hotseat about the infamous White Tiger Party, and 69 other burning questions you wanted the answer to. (Or didn't.)
· Glee's Jane Lynch tells Michael Musto that she's "very attracted to feminine women" and that she "identified as a boy most of my life. I felt like a boy." Chaz Lynch? It's catchy -- but probably premature.