· I don't think Taylor Lautner can stress this enough: He's been trotting out those tummy moguls since before his voice dropped. From here on out, the shirt stays on and it's his bulging acting ability that we drool over, capice? (Unless it's required for the role -- then the shirt comes off again. But only then.) [via Where Is Edward Cullen?]
· Meanwhile, here's a pinup of Robert Pattinson I made using my Apple IIc and a dot matrix printer. No, just kidding -- it's a cross-stitch sampler, courtesy of The Guardian. That way you can always have Edward wrapped around your neck.
· The ultimate Star Wars fanatic wedding cake: Dead Taun Taun with Luke sliding out of its stomach. Dibs on a piece with icing intestines! [via PaulScheer]
· Girls' Attempts to Go Wild Foiled by Florida Anti-Titty-Flash Squad
· Gordon Ramsay has had his chin-wrinkles filled in with vanilla pastry cream, at Simon Cowell's' suggestion. The results are delicious.
· "Harder!" Ang Lee recalls directing the Heath and Jake love scenes in Brokeback Mountain.