· Your inappropriate worship of young Taylor Lautner's physique is really getting to him. "I don't want to become known as just a body," said the actor. "If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that's not very realistic. I certainly won't be asking to do it, though."
· Actress Jennifer Esposito, who split from four-months-wed husband Bradley Cooper in 2007, has gotten engaged to tennis star Mark Philippoussis. I guess that means she'll finally have to learn how to spell his last name.
· Even Ice Age 3 director Michael Thurmeier has no idea how his movie became the third-highest grosser of all time: "[It] did really, outlandishly well, internationally. It's sort of shocking to everybody."
· Lost star Henry Ian Cusick has settled his inappropriate motorboating lawsuit.
· Rosie O'Donnell was this close to becoming Angelina Jolie's most notorious fling after some sexually charged phone calls back in the day. You decide: upgrade or downgrade from Billy Bob?