A person is prone to doing crazy things while waiting for the Arrested Development movie to get off the ground. (I know from experience: My life-sized, paper-mâché Annyong is almost finished!) Take David Cross, for example, who has busied himself during the film's lengthy development process by...well...how do we put this?
Well, the first thing Cross has done, which sounds awfully draining, is to continue cultivating a friendship with Vice Magazine founder and tedious ur-hipster Gavin McInnes. Five years ago, the two men made a trip to the DEA museum, where McInnes did a bump of coke and challenged Cross to "top that."
And top that he did! The comedian, brought by actress girlfriend Amber Tamblyn to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, decided to do his own bump in full view of various high-profile politicians -- and a mere fifty or so feet from President Obama, to boot. David Cross is never going to stop embarrassing Russ Tamblyn.
I MADE DAVID CROSS DO COCAINE WITH OBAMA! [Street Carnage]