· Sorry to drop this on you guys so late in the day, but we have yet more exclusive footage from New Moon, including one transformation of Taylor Lautner into a werewolf -- sorry, we mean wolfy shape shifter -- in which you can make out some furry peen. You should see it on a full moon! (And yes he's only 17, but it's 17 wolf years.)
· Convinced watching master chefs with personalities like styrofoam makes for gripping TV, Bravo has picked up another season of Top Chef Masters. In related news, here's Tom Colicchio's high school yearbook photo.
· Oscar-producing newbie Adam Shankman is trying to lure Tom Cruise to So You Think You Can Dance in a guest judging capacity, providing rich inspirational material for Christian Bale to draw upon when he eventually stars in Solid Gold Dancer Psycho.
· Here's a chart comparing trailer downloads to those movies' eventual box office performance. Based on the data for Couples Retreat, it's accurate to within plus or minus $30 million. [via /Film]
· Take this Vanity Fair quiz to test how well you can tell your Spikes from your Weses.
· Late Show producer Rob Burnett responded to NOW's charges that the show promotes a hostile work environment to women with a letter dated Oct. 15: "[A]s an employee of David Letterman's since 1985, I have personally found the work environment on his shows to be fair, professional and entirely merit-based at all times."