Man, remember yesterday, when Bronson Pinchot revealed all those weird anecdotes about how Tom Cruise loves to make homophobic comments? Cruise's publicist, Cheryl Maisel, was just about as speechless as the rest of us. "Obviously this is so far removed from who Tom Cruise is as a person, this must have been said in jest," she said in a statement. And then she did the Dance of Joy? [TV Guide]