That's the hilarious five-day number making the rounds thanks to the folks at AEG Live, the concert promoters behind Michael Jackson's swan-song concert doc opening Oct. 28. Granted, the film is opening on 11,000 screens worldwide on Oct. 28, and there are more than a few cultish followers sucking up mountains of advance tickets. But $23,000 per screen implies a must-see, and do you personally know anyone who considers This is It a Dark Knight / Spider-Man / Pirates of the Caribbean-level must-see? Can I bet they're fewer than your friends who think Jackson's first posthumously released song is unlistenable? Spin away, Team AEG, but back off the Propofol. That stuff kills. [DHD]