· E!'s got the whispered foreplay leading up to Gossip Girl's heavily hyped man-on-Ed-Westwick kiss, which will hopefully fare better than the same-sex experimentation just seen on its Monday night neighbor Heroes. Watch as Westwick's Chuck Bass boasts that he'll only need five minutes to seduce the tall drink of water at the end of the bar -- one minute to murmur some small talk, and four more to locate a stepladder. Click through for the clip:
· Though William Petersen seemed to pocket some of CSI's ratings when he left the show, producers hope to extend Jorja Fox's return to near-regular status.
· Millionaire Matchmaker's Pattin Stanger on her enviable track record: ""I knew Anna Nicole [Smith]. I fixed her up back in the day." I'm sure it turned out great!
· Fox Reality Channel, bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go off the air.
· Finally, I must pay tribute to wrestling icon Captain Lou Albano, who passed away today at age 76. Sir, you were a great Mario Mario. You'll be missed.