New Moon Adhesive Bandages
What the product description on Borders.com says: Now you can even bleed Twilight with this tin of 24 adhesive bandages in three Twilight-inspired styles. Get it in stores starting October 20 for only $7.99.
What Movieline says: For the subset of Twi-hard fans that overlaps with secret cutters!
New Moon Quileute Earrings
What Borders says: Only $24.99, available in stores October 15
What Movieline says: You're twelve, your ears are newly pierced, and you want to look like you sell pottery and turquoise jewelry at an Albuquerque crafts store? Have we got the earrings for you!
New Moon Hobo Bag
What Borders says: Only $29.99, available in stores November 1
What Movieline says: Advertise your favorite film on one side, and on the other, send a creepy, devoted message to the boy who lives next door.
Tribal Hoodie
What Borders says: Buy Now for $39.99: Small-Medium | Large-XL
What Movieline says: Jealous of Dad's Ed Hardy tees? This tribal hoodie provides the perfect way to look like his age-inappropriate new companion.
New Moon Magnets
What Borders says: Only $4.99, available now in stores
What Movieline says: Drop by the Montauk Community Center this Sunday afternoon from 1-3pm for Twilight star Kellan Lutz to personally autograph the magnet in which he stars! (Due to anticipated crowd size, we regret to inform you that Kellan cannot personalize each signature.)
New Moon Music Box
What Borders says: Only $29.99, available in stores November 1
What Movieline says: Drift off to bed in the most pleasant way possible, as a tinny, recorded MIDI file plays "Decode" by Paramore.
Edward Junior T-Shirt
What Borders says: Buy Now for $19.99: Large | Extra Large
What Movieline says: Are boys staring at your newly developed chest, or are they simply transfixed by the intense gaze of Edward Cullen? With this shirt, it'll be impossible to tell a lecherous jock from your new gay best friend.