· Pop culture scientists hunting for new species in the YouTube wilds found a particularly rare breed that had been hiding for months. They named it Viera hornium in honor of the game-show host it uncannily resembles; check out their hot and bothered discovery in the video after the jump. [via BWE
· If you thought reviving the Jackson Five in blackface was a bad idea, then you probably don't even want to consider the outcry surrounding Pee-Wee Herman having pushed his comeback show from November to January.
· "Today in America, celebrities are tweeting the mundane details of their lives, yet millions of children will go to bed without knowing what Tracy Morgan has done." And thus commenced Twacy, the international movement hoping to persuade Tracy Morgan to join Twitter. [via EW]
· If you only read one story in your life about an ill girl's wish to smash garden gnomes with an electric guitar, make it this one.
· Would the world really be a better place if Jimmy came out to H.R. Pufnstuf? All right, fine.