The Paris fashion firmament was rocked Sunday when Lindsay Lohan introduced her first collection as the "artistic adviser" of Emanuel Ungaro. The reaction? "We love Lindsay Lohan -- as an actress," said one observer. "Period." Others weren't even that kind, with the billowing jackets and skin-tight frocks inspiring one noted magazine editor to bolt and some attendees to be photographed with their hands over their faces in mock tribute to the starlet. Ungaro's CEO acknowledged Lohan's appointment was intended to draw publicity; mission accomplished. Now if only he could tap into the market for Lohan's heart-shaped pasties, he'd really be on to something. [NYT]