Michael Bay Officially At Work on Transformers 3

Candy muse and tentpole kingpin Michael Bay took to his blog this morning to announce that work on Transformers 3 is officially underway. It's even got a release date: July 1, 2011. And best of all, he's buried the hatchet with leading lady/quasi-archnemesis Megan Fox: "I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you." That goes for you, too, gentle viewer. Otherwise, rejoice! [MichaelBay.com]