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Tim Burton's The Fashion Nightmare Before Christmas

· Ever wonder what a Tim Burton-styled Harper's Bazaar layout would look like? Probably exactly as you'd imagine.

· Movieline pal and SAG honoree Betty White will appear on an episode of 30 Rock this season, at Alec Baldwin's behest, says Starpulse!

· We don't think Michael Jackson Memorial breakout star Darryl Phinnessee would approve of the playing of his Frasier theme song backwards in search of Satanic messages.

· Kirk Cameron is hated by the evolution-espousing ladies of Romania, among others. Give this chick her own MSNBC talk show. (Not kidding.)

· Gecko-Man! Gecko-Man! Does whatever a gecko can!

· Wild Hogs 2: Even Manboobier!