EXCLUSIVE: A Look at the Sam and Diane Hate-Screw Scene from Cheers: A XXX Parody

Remember that 30 Rock porn we told you about? That parody was masterminded by adult video company New Sensations, currently wrapping production on the Lee Roy Myers-scripted Cheers: A XXX Parody, which finds Sam Malone and Diane Chambers finally schtupping (magnificently!) in the back office underneath the mounted baseball bat. We'll have more for you on the porn parody's startling resemblance to the original show later, but for now, let's enjoy an exclusive look at its centerpiece scene: 1.5 pages of build-up to Sam's forceful collection of Diane's well-endowed tab.

You'll be disappointed to learn that Diane is not played by Shelley Schlong, and Rebecca isn't portrayed by Thirsty Alley. But you will marvel at New Sensations' extended talks with the real Tina Fey and why the company sensed a mandate for a Cheers parody, right now, in the porn industry. It's all coming up (guh-her!) tomorrow.