A lot of trailers featuring pasty-white androgynes debuted last night on MTV, and here's the other one: the final full trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. After a months-long marketing campaign that focused almost exclusively on Taylor Lautner's abs, Summit has put an unclothed Robert Pattinson front and center for this clip so that teenage girls everywhere can start pondering the age-old question of which type of man's chest they prefer: the Tanned, 24-Hour Fitness look, or the Malnourished, Indie Rock Hip Bones variety?
Also, there's some Dakota Fanning and Michael Sheen thrown in for good measure, but I don't see them taking off their shirts, so they might as well not exist.
VERDICT: OMG.