Hayden Christensen Has Chosen His Cologne Endorsement. Congrats, Lacoste!!!
What fragrance does the Dark Sith Lord like to shpritz beneath his helmet after a long day of choking recalcitrant Imperial captains? Why, Lacoste Challenge, of course! Recalling his teleporting Jumper character, watch now as Hayden Christensen springs through the air to snatch the bottle bearing the familiar alligator logo, then lands almost instantaneously in a kiddie pool filled with hundred-dollar bills atop the Sphinx's head.
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Save an alligator, kill a preppy Sith-lord.
According to basenotes.net, the base notes are rosewood, teak, ebony; middle notes of ginger and spices; tangerine, lemon and lavender on top. Which is pretty much as dull as these things could ever get.
But those are what Hayden is made of! Well, bottom notes of Lavender, really, but why quibble.
game, set, match