Perhaps you've heard that Vegas has fallen upon hard times, and is willing to do whatever it takes to entice visitors back to their oasis of sin. Caesars Palace (warning: Caesar never actually stayed or lived there) has now gone one further from simply slashing rates, instead putting together the Ultimate Hangover Package. So what do you get? A two-night stay @ $200 per night gets you a Double Bay suite, a $50 credit at the Serendipity 3 restaurant, two VIP passes to Pure Nightclub and two passes and a $50 bar credit to the Garden of the Gods pool, where you can piece together what might have happened to your tooth the night before. Not a bad deal! (Babies, tigers, and Holocaust rings sold separately.) [Caesars Palace via Caroline on Crack]