· The whole wide web wants to know: Is Lady Gaga Hollywood's most famous hermaphrodite since, well, you know? We remain unconvinced -- she's probably just wearing her Gonzo g-string.
· Robert Luketic's Barbarella remake has a writer: Joe Gazzam, who penned the pilot Deputized for SyFy and a Scared Straight film called Riot for Nicolas Cage.
· When we talked to Evan Rachel Wood about her True Blood vampire queen, she was all atwitter to find out who'd be playing her lesbian lover. Evan, meet Lindsey Haun!
· After years of being rescued in the editing room, Doug Liman has now rescued someone himself.
· Kara DioGuardi went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show to talk about how close she is to Paula Abdul -- so close, in fact, that they haven't spoken a word to each other since Abdul quit. In Kara's defense, it's probably because she hasn't gotten her triumphant cackle down to a murmured chuckle yet.