But They Don't Even Play Videos, Or Some Lament

MTV has announced its nominees for the Video Music Awards, and Lady Gaga and Beyoncé lead the pack with nine nominations each. Joining them in the lineup of potential winners just waiting to be mocked by host Russell Brand is Britney Spears, with seven nominations. Gaga, we have some wardrobe ideas for the big night. I think it's time to bust out the Pepe the Prawn necklace! [People]