· You know your movie publicity tour is really covering every base when your lovely star manages to find the time to squeeze in an in-depth discussion of her director back-shaving techniques. (#1 on the neck and shoulders, #2 on the upper back and blend gradually to a #4 as it reaches Judd's bushy coinslot).
· Eight of the 28 Emmy award presentations will be time-shifted, i.e. pre-taped in the hour leading up to the live broadcast and rattled off during the actual show, shaving 15 minutes of cutaways to Jeremy Piven checking his iPhone (but nothing, unfortunately, off his back).
· HBO's Hung, True Blood and Entourage all got picked up for another season. Hoo...ray?
· I was wondering what the hell happened to Robert Downey Jr. between last weekend and now, until I realized this was just a latex FX mask, and not the Iron Man 2 star after a post-Comic-Con bender.
· In 1985, Ebony magazine's state-of-the-art aging technology anticipated what Michael Jackson would look like at age 40. It's uncanny!