· Kara DioGuardi will be returning for another malapropism-filled season of American Idol, says E! Safe landing, Billy Bush!
· Why won't Paramount let Steven Spielberg helm Matt Helm?
· Jude Law has announced that, uh, "following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year." Star claims the mom is Rachel McAdams's sister.
· Universal's upcoming Michael Cera starrer Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World is being turned into a video game, a natural move since it's based on a heavily game-inspired comic book. Comic Alliance breaks it down.
· Sherri Shepherd had her pubic hair ripped out on The View today. Simultaneously, millions of Americans plucked out their eyeballs.