· Some might say this YouTube apology for beating Rihanna is long overdue, but I think it's just overdue enough. Play him off, Keyboard Gato!
· A teenager in China has been guzzling gasoline for five years now in order to emulate his Transformers heroes. "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said. Sounds like by the time Part 3 comes around, Mr. Diesel Burps will be hitting the demo sweet spot!
· Tori Spelling filled in for Hoda Kotb on the godforsaken fourth hour of Today, where the words "fecal matter" were uttered no less than seven times in the space of 30 seconds. Enjoy! [via EW]
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· According to Digg.com, this is the worst movie ending of all time. Hmm...They're right!
· Michael Jackson in Eggplant and Tomato. [via WOW Report]