· Behold, the UK poster for Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a Persian rug his wig.
· Rich at FourFour looks at just how closely Labor Pains resembles Lindsay Lohan's own life.
· If your mom cares who Mike married in the season finale of Desperate Housewives, here's the answer!
· Pssst, Michael Cieply. It's not called "The Watchmen."
· Hey, it's Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson, wearing next to nothing and wrestling each other in the ocean. They like to call that "Monday."