Our Commenters of the Week win a truly Godlike power: the ability to zap a tattoo off of any celebrity, without the need for pesky, ineffective body makeup! Will you choose Megan Fox's forearm tattoo of Marilyn Monroe, Mark Wahlberg's Bob Marley shoulder, Cam Gigandet's pelvic ridge flourishes, or something else altogether? First, let's see who has the privilege of choosing!
SunnyDaze on Sundance Labs Filmmaker Elgin James Indicted By FBI for Extortion: "His talents are wasted on writing. Make this guy the head of a Major Studio!"
snickers on Vatican Approves of Sexually Frustrated Harry Potter Kids: "The cardinals' great admiration of Radcliffe's performance in Equus no doubt helped this endorsement."
TimGunn on Guess the Plot Of Todd Phillips' Top-Secret Staycation!: "If it lacks a montage of being bored on the couch, I'm not going."
Old No.7 on Kristin Cavallari Unsure of How The Hills Will Affect Her Craft: "If I had wanted to see what she'd been up to since Laguna Beach, I would've stopped by IHOP for breakfast."
Colander on British Partygoers Honor Eyes Wide Shut With Commemorative Orgy: "Hopefully I'll get an invite to the Deliverance 40th anniversary camping trip."
Congrats to our winners! With great power comes great responsibility.