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Nerds Victorious, Will Not Have To Interact With Girls at Comic-Con

Success! After an outcry from Slashfilm's Peter Sciretta, Comic-Con organizers have bowed to demands that they punish teenage girls for the temerity of attending Comic-Con. Now, the New Moon panel has been moved up to a time where it can't possibly interfere with the newly subsequent Avatar panel, and thus, the uniquely "junior high school dance" laws of Comic-Con gender interaction have been preserved.

So who are today's winners and losers?

WINNERS

· Site editors who regularly run scraps information about the most obscure genre movies but refuse to do so for Twilight because girls.

· Site editors who love Twilight! (MTV)

LOSERS

· Women, for having their right to totally fuck everything up taken away by fans who didn't want to wait in line as long.

· Social anthropologists.

· Movieline. 🙁

· We Won! (Kinda) Comic-Con Moves Avatar Panel After Twilight Madness [Slashfilm]