· Bloody Disgusting debuted the final one-sheet for Jennifer's Body.
· Katie Holmes's choreographer Tyce Diorio is calling her upcoming performance on So You Think You Can Dance "Oscar winning!" TV shows are eligible for that stuff, right? If only we could shed those pesky rule engrams!
· Emma Watson is preparing to meet her college roommate this fall, and Daniel Radcliffe has high hopes the roomie will be a Potter maniac: "I hope you walk in and the first thing you see is your face on a duvet."
· Twittered Lindsay Lohan recently, "Some guy just grabbed my waist - two hands, both sides. I've been held down before and fought my way out." Interventions don't count, Lindz.
· "Joe Jackson: Michael's Kids Could Be Performers." Uh, did anyone else just feel a shiver run down their spine? Just me?