· Paparazzi snapped Shia LaBeouf jogging with his shirt off today in L.A., or as he calls it, "Gettin' shredded for mom." [People]
· Kevin Smith, in a weakly amorous moment, tweeted something truly disgusting about his wife today. We're not going to repeat it here -- but this puts his toilet-pulverizing exploits to shame, in the TMI department.
· Paris Hilton is being sued for $8 million for not living up to her end of the PR bargain on 2006 straight-to-obscurity project Pledge This!. Asked her lawyer, "If you said, 'She has to parade nude down the Champs-Elysees with a 'Pledge This!' banner' ... and she said no, would that be breach of contract?" Probably not -- but you just gave us a great idea for the opening scene of One Night in Paris 2.
· Liquidus Frockum!: Emma Watson's dress literally melted off her body at the London Harry Potter premiere.
· Who's in the mood for a Rumor Float? We are! Harry Knowles says Justin Timberlake is screen testing at Warners for The Green Lantern. I bet he'll make a box out of his ring and put his dick in it!