· ONLY the new issue of Us Weekly has these EXCLUSIVE, humiliating photo outtakes of Robert Pattinson. MUST CREDIT US WEEKLY!
· Sure, Brüno may have borrowed a few things from Borat, but how many jokes did Brüno steal from Brüno himself?
· Kate Winslet on topless verisimilitude: "If people are noticing my boobs in a movie and saying they do what real boobs do, then that's great."
· Pro Tip: Don't invite Barbara Walters to your funeral.
· Hey, the first eight minutes of The Hurt Locker! We mean it this time.