· Behold the cover art for Dan Brown's next Robert Langdon novel, The Lost Symbol, which is "largely set in Washington, D.C., though it's a Washington few will recognize." Hmm...we anticipate a series of grisly, themed Senator murders that only adding up the number of folds in the Lincoln Memorial's left cuff will unravel!
· Slashfilm has a handy shopping guide for every movie nerd must-have iPhone app, including Runpee, which tells you when the best time to run and pee is during Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. (Answer: "Now. Or now. Or Now. Now's a good one! How about now? etc.")
· Indeed, who the hell was this guy?
· Here is your first glimpse at Eminem in Funny People! We almost didn't recognize him without Bruno's testisatchel bobbing on his chin.
· You know, Turkish Rambo looks a little like Corey "MJ" Feldman.