· Is there any area that isn't overrun by armies of stroller-pushing Pug parents, gurgling on incessantly about doggie-kindergarten waiting-lists and how their puppies are "so advanced for their age?" If so, let us know. We'd like to move there. [via YouTube]
· K-Fed is topping out the scales at 235 lbs, which has got to be making a dent in his background-dancing career. Someone get this guy a Twitter feed so he can tweet empowering, Kirstie Alley-esque messages about how society doesn't appreciate curvy men enough.
· In this terrifying video, a CNN tour of Neverland reveals a ghostly Moonwalking apparition.
· Meet DustCart -- a real life Wall-E who wanders around tidying up the cobblestone streets of Peccioli, Italy. This little guy's destined to fall head over heels for a sexy gelato freezer named ISA.
· Here's the unusual case of the Colorado woman who lured a 15-year-old into her sordid world of Furrie Love and convinced him to Daisy Duck the Dale out of her.