· Here's your first glimpse of the token everythings from the upcoming season of Big Brother. We'd keep an eye on that Braden fellow -- he's learned "extremely a lot throughout traveling around, you know, Europe by myself, China by myself," and those worldly insights could give him just the edge he needs to sit around an inflatable pool yammering on about who's going to win Head of Household for 15 interminable weeks. Also one to watch out for: Laura's gigantic left breast.
· Every year, hundreds of local news correspondents are attacked by drunken camera-hogs. This is the story of one who fought back.
· The Wrap catches up with The Facts of Life and Deadwood's Geri Jewell, for some reason.
· Chaz Bono was caught with a set of paparazzi action-figures, leading Cher to stifle herself from asking why he couldn't play with paparazzi dolls like every other celebrity daughter.
· Silver Lake locals already have their own Michael Jackson tribute mural.
· And finally, Squirrel Eats Lemon. [via DListed]