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· Michael Bay has his keyboards custom-made.
· "so i asked francis ford coppola if he was asked to direct new moon what would he say," Ryan Seacrest Twittered. "well it would be a very polite NO."
· Chace Crawford is still talking about Footloose, a movie he doesn't shoot for another nine months.
· Spencer's apology to Lauren on The Hills was staged, to no one's surprise but Al Roker's.
· Jon and Kate have a special announcement that will hopefully stem their recent ratings drops. Ooh, I know! She's pregnant!
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Kate candidly reveals, "Bombshell: they're not really our kids! In fact, Jon's really a eunuch and my ovaries are barren as the Mojave! We happened upon those rugrats in an abandoned barn and thought, ya know, TLC might just go for it. I mean you can only have so many shows about midgets right?"
Jon nods in silent agreement.