Buzz Break: No One Says 'No' To Gaston

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· Miley Cyrus has reportedly split with her underwear beau Justin Gaston, and is maybe, possibly even back together with ex-flame Nick Jonas. Upgrade/downgrade?

· Here's a less ambiguous one: Actress Tania Raymonde (Ben's daughter Alex from Lost) was spotted canoodling with Jeff Goldblum, which is definitely an upgrade from that drip Karl.

· Is The Hangover simply a remake of Old School? Is every fratty comedy about male bonding a remake of every fratty comedy about male bonding?

· Rob Zombie may not be a big fan of Adam Lambert, but at least the Rolling Stone coverboy can console himself with a brand new recording contract.

· While exhorting her film My Life in Ruins on HuffPo, Nia Vardalos asks, "So, women: can we speak up with our wallets?" In response, women look away uneasily and mutter something about going to see The Hangover instead.



Comments

  • Long time reader, first time commenter says:

    You know what really sucks about this? They "broke up" because she's going to Georgia to shoot a movie. And since it's not like Gaston has a job tying him down in LA, it means that a 16-year-old said to him "no, I don't want you to sit around Georgia being my lap dog for the summer, even though I know it's your dream." Wow, that's low.

  • Old No.7 says:

    So much for Nick's efforts at staying 100% STD-free.

  • Juancho says:

    In that photo, Miley looks like she's about 35. And wants you to buy her a drink, handsome.

  • NoWireHangers says:

    Nia, Nia, Nia, women don't go to crappy movies.

  • Noticed cheap picture on portal says:

    It is normal for a girl Miley's age to have on-again, off-again romances. What is sick is for supposed adults to be all atwitter and breathlessly post about it on news sites and copy the "news" to their Myspace, Facebook, etc., etc. Get a life, people!

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    "It's still a felony!"

  • Inhaler says:

    Upgrade! Though Gaston is sex on a stick, at least Nick Jonas is into chicks. Miley doesn't have to live like LeAnn no more.

  • JoJoMcShanny says:

    Jeff Goldbum and Tania Raymonde? And I suppose if the girl was 57 and the guy was 22 you wouldn't have made any mention of the relative ages either?

  • Lemonady says:

    Upgrade.
    Gaston seemed to have nothing behind that face an physique besides a glazed look and a Bible.
    Nick has always gotten on my nerves because he's so fricken uptight and occasionally a bit self-righteous, but he's intense, focused, driven and v. talented and has that uber-masculine/sporty/competitive quality. Unfortunately that adds up to equal really, really attractive.
    (Still prefer Joe by leaps and bounds...funny and sweet trumps all.)