Buzz Break: The Facial Frontier
· We think we know who Zachary Quinto is emulating with that mustache, but first, we'd need confirmation that his sweater is angora.
· The ratings for I'm Heidi Montag, Get Me Out of Here! are in...and they're decent, climbing after each half-hour. Stop this right now, America.
· Also! Daniel Baldwin will be filling in for Speidi, now that the latter pair has quit the show.
· Adam Lambert stepped out with his maybe-boyfriend, and they held hands -- a quaint custom that's been resuscitated specifically so that celebrities can indicate their couplehood in front of the paparazzi.
· Brad Pitt absolutely loves using baby wipes...on himself. I smell a buddy comedy with Terrence Howard!
Comments
If I ask you really nicely, will you please never post again about NBC's new "reality" upchuck? If we all turn our attention elsewhere, maybe it will go away.
I don't know what made me love him more: his John Waters 'stache, the fact that he puts antibacterial ointment in his nostrils, or that his female friend is plump. Kyle, when are we going to Akbar?
1. Looks like he's channeling his inner Argentinian pimp from the 1930s.
2. They only watched in the vain hope that someone would get bitten by a poisonous snake, or eaten by a crocodile.
3. Can Daniel Baldwin bring the douchebaggery necessary to fill in for the refugee from The Hills?
4. I guess they must be gone a courtin'. It's nice to see good old fashioned folks doing good old fashioned things.
5. Too easy.
Zachary, taking wardrobe cues from Cisco Adler? I suggest an intervention is in order.