· Angelina Jolie was smacked between the eyes on the set of Salt today, drawing blood. Coincidentally, one of Jennifer Aniston's Louboutins was found amidst the sandbags.
· TLC's Anatomy of a Divorce, er, Jon & Kate Plus 8 is being investigated for breaking child labor laws, a query akin to Rock of Love being investigated for botched implants.
· Megan Fox has confessed that she's so attractive, "If I show up and give any sort of performance at all, even a mediocre one, everyone will walk away going, 'Holy shit! Megan did a great job in that movie!'" Proof that she actually does listen to her publicist!
· Did noted Eastsider Shia LaBeouf get in a minor car accident in Los Feliz this week?
· On the next episode of Man vs. Wild: Bear Grylls vs. Pampered Hollywood Were-Beast Will Ferrell.