· Susan Boyle has flipped out yet again, and this time, the cops were called. One consolation: her four-letter-words were technically proficient, yet somehow still inspiring.
· Everyone's buzzing about Yo Teach, the fake NBC sitcom that's tangentially related to Judd Apatow's Funny People, but we'd kind of rather watch that than 100 Questions.
· TR Knight is really leaving Grey's Anatomy this time, you guys! He means it!
· Dustin Hoffman has just the solution for Sean Penn's yo-yoing marriage: handcuffs and chains.
· Asked to emcee an event opening in Turkey, Sharon Stone stumbled on the unfamiliar word "Azerbaijan" then channeled her inner Whitney Houston and began to shout, "Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan!" A joke is really unnecessary after that -- thank you, Sharon.