· Pictured, Verne Troyer throws a peace sign to photographers on the Cannes black carpet. Seconds later, the talking fox from Antichrist trotted up to the actor and the two discussed future projects, big agency vs. boutique representation, and the overall babe-caliber at this year's festival. (Verdict: disappointing.) [via DListed]
· The Luxor has been wrapped in a Transformers Revenge of the Fallen skin. Later, Michael Bay will lower a T-shaped bar atop the Sphinx's headdress, eradicating the facility in a spectacular fireball that will earn a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for largest hotel-casino explosion in history.
· Here's the lineup of guests booked on Conan's first week of The Tonight Show:
Monday, June 1 - Will Ferrell and musical guest Pearl Jam
Tuesday, June 2: Tom Hanks and musical guest Green Day
Wednesday, June 3: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bradley Cooper and musical guest Sheryl Crow
Thursday, June 4: Gwyneth Paltrow and musical guest John Mayer Trio
Friday, June 5: Ryan Seacrest and musical guest Chickenfoot
· ABC's new promos throw all their primetime characters together into one house on Wisteria Lane. It's sort of fun until we see Ben comparing brain tumor notes with Izzy in the breakfast nook, then strangling her.
· A very fit, 48-year-old Jean-Claude Van Damme greets fans from his balcony at the Crotch International Film Festival. I mean Cannes International Film Festiballs. Festival! Gah. Sorry.
· Your disturbed son used Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a doodle pad.