9. "HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO STUPID TO VOTE FOR KRIS? I'M JUST FED UP. I'M NOT JOKING. ADAM LAMBERT SHOULD HAVE WON. W-O-N. I HATE THIS SHOW. I HATE EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR KRIS!!!"
8. Pissed Mom #1
7. Teenage Boys Asserting Their Heterosexuality by High-Fiving Gay Guy's Loss, Cheering On Victory of Their Adorable, Puppy-Eyed Teen Idol
6. Reaction Video to the Reaction Videos
5. Family Too Poor For Cable Not Too Poor to Care
4. High School-Aged Gay Surrounds Himself with His Homo Honeys for Emotional Support
3. Human Pyramid of Tweenaged Pain
2. Pissed Mom #2 (First Prize for Cinematography)
1. Still the Best, Even One Year Later: The Most Horrible Day of My Life. (Seen here alongside skillful parody, The Most Horrible Day of Our Lives.)