· For all the tension and agita over last night's Idol finale, it was still the lowest-rated ever in key demos. Clearly, the Nielsens are homophobic.
· When asked by Vanity Fair which living person he most despises, Alec Baldwin (perhaps retiring Kim Basinger and her lawyer to his Most-Hated Hall of Fame) responded, "The person who leaked Christian Bale's audiotape."
· Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended a Cannes party surrounded by eight bodyguards. Was Maddox off-duty?
· Russell Brand would like to see gay marriage legalized in Las Vegas, so that he might marry MTV reporter Josh Horowitz.
· RunPee.com is supposed to tell you during which boring part you can safely leave a movie to use a restroom. Genius concept, middling execution (its reader submissions tend toward, "Leave after five minutes when you realize you shouldn't have bought your ticket sike !!1!!")