· NY Times has put up their massive magazine feature on the late night shift. Nothing too earth-shattering here, but worth a read. And hey -- look! It's the new Tonight Show set, that Lorne Michaels is concerned looks too much like a movie's version of what a talk show set looks like.
· All-around classy guy Jay Mohr describes Michelle Obama as a "big dude" on a radio show. Did CBS cancel his show yet? Is it on CBS? We can't be bothered to look that up.
· Voila! The new cast of The CW's rebooted Melrose Place. Let's see: Skinny bitch, douche, skinny bitch, douche, skinny bitch, douche in a fedora, skinny bitch. Yup! Seems about right.
· No matter who wins Idol tonight, rest easy in the knowledge that Adam and Kris have never seen each other naked. Guess they only have sex with the lights off. Zing!
· Burbank Airport's got this swine flu think covered.