· None other than Cher is in talks to star opposite Christina Aguilera in the musical Burlesque. The eyeshadow glitter budget is going to be tremendous.
· Oh, guess what else is being put on Thursdays this fall? The CW's great big hope, Vampire Diaries, starring Boone from Lost as Robert Pattinson.
· Speaking of Pattinson, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are checking his adoption papers at Cannes.
· Before doing his Mac commercials, Justin Long sought advice from a supportive friend who said, "No offense, dude, but what are you selling out? Herbie Fully Loaded?"
· In the ratings race, Glee did OK (helped none by the lowest-rated Idol finale ever), but couldn't outdraw an episode of Hell's Kitchen that snagged that slot last year. In related news: gays, please calm down about freakin' Glee. It's a TV show, not the new Prop 8.