· Fox has passed on the U.S. version of Absolutely Fabulous. Our morbid curiosity weeps!
· In more dream-dashing news, Nicole Kidman has exited the next Woody Allen film after scheduling conflicts arose with her role in the John Cameron Mitchell-helmed Rabbit Hole. The Allen film would have teamed her with Slumdog Millionaire's Freida Pinto; guess she'll have to console herself with soda-kidnapping the mini Pinto.
· McG accepts full responsibility for Christian Bale's temper (if not for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle).
· Nip/Tuck will shoot its series finale this month, having exhausted every shocking sex act, facial deformity, and incestuous supervillain it could cram into seven seasons.
· Jon and Kate (plus 8) hate what the public eye is doing to their family...they said in an unnecessary interview with EW.